a spicy list to get you ready for valentines day, anniversaries and beyond!
TGB is in love. If you also have found a partner that you celebrate love and passion with, let them know! Literally let them know any chance you get but also let them know with a gesture. A gift gesture. This is the most erotic, cheeky and yet classy list you will find.
Read cautiously and not at work!
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SPICY WORKSHOP
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If both you and your partner like experimenting and trying new things, there are a lot of classy workshops you can take together and broaden your sexual horizons. For us shy lovebirds, there are several private workshops and classes you can take away from strangers gaze. Tandrik, BDSM, or even erotic massage workshops.
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SENSUAL PHOTOSHOOTING
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Probably the best sexy gift I have planned before. Of course you can do full nude and appreciate your beautiful bodies, or just pick some very minimal nude cool underwear for an almost-family-appropriate result. Bonus tip - get a smartphone stand with remote controlled shutter and make the pictures in the comfort of your home and away from indiscreet eyes.
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PIXEL ART
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Get ready for an art-like sexy present idea! Maybe you already have some precious dirty pictures with your partner. Or some sensual pictures of yourself. Use an online picture editor and pixelate the picture. The result will be like a mural that only you can recognise and appreciate for what it really is 😉.
BONUS TIP - Pixelate the picture a lot! Trust me on this. And make sure that when the frame is hanged, there isn’t an option to observe it from a distance.
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LAP DANCE
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Of course strip clubs are very sexually loaded places, but a lap dance is usually a sore topic between couples. Or am I the only one to whom this has felt like a nightmare? Maybe.. But I have a solution that fits us all: Both couple members get a lap dance from the performer of their choice! You can both enjoy the 5 minutes of raw sexuality and then return to your pattern to discuss how it was and use the tension to your bedroom.
DANGER!
DON’T 01 - only go to an establishment where the tastes of all partners can be fulfilled.
DON’T 02 - Only go upon discussion and with all partners equally excited over this.
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X-CINEMA
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There is a great variety of porn production that could literally suit every interest and arouse every mind. From X-Art to anime, get to know the common interests of your partner’s and yours, and get yourselves a ticket to the cinema. The sexy cinema. Or even the sexy online streaming cinema.
IMPORTANT! Support ethical porn.
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CAN I HAVE ONE?
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What's better than one? Two!
Clone-A-Willy is just a brilliant idea! This isn’t just fun to make, its a huge compliment to your partner and a perfect accessory to your bedroom!
Disclaimer: I hope you live together happily ever
after. But if not, the copy must return
home with the original.
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SPICY ADVENT
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Looking for a gift that's sure to spice things up this holiday season? Look no further than a sexy advent calendar! Forget boring old chocolates, with this gift, your recipient will get a surprise every day leading up to the holidays that's sure to get their pulse racing. It's a great way to add a little bit of excitement to the season and bring some heat to the bedroom.
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THE OUTFIT
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Who doesn’t love Halloween? Even the ones that hate it, deep inside love it but are too lazy to get their dream outfit right. In a similar way, who doesn’t find catwoman sexy? Or a firefighter? You get my point. Dress up!